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The Scene – Where is Burt? Sadly, Burt doesn't exist. The mythical American wanderer is just an excuse for the place's exquisitely kitschy decor, apparently looted from souvenir shops throughout the South Pacific. Wherever his mythical travels take him, there's always a party to honor Burt in absentia. The music is usually live and ranges from mod to Hawaiian, with the occasional hot gypsy jazz. Many patrons dress accordingly. Burt's promise: "Never a Cover. Ever." – – The Booze – Burt's is a hugely popular place, often crowded to capacity. Such popularity…